Animal Stereotypes

Wise owl had a reputation as being learned, smart and clever,

His sage advice was always sought. His judgement questioned never.

Now despite expectations, and maybe something of a surprise!

This particular owl in question was anything but wise.

When it came to knowing stuff he really didn’t have a clue.

If truth be told, there was  no doubt,  he was  more Twit than Twoo!

But it’s never really mattered and no one’s ever known,

That the answers that he dishes out are really not his own.

When Jenny Wren comes round his gaff with some problem thats perplexed her,

Wise Owl nips into the back and quickly asks Alexa!

Randy Rabbit had a problem, an unusual situation.

When it came to sex he was total crap, a source of great frustration.

He might be called Randy Rabbit, but every night its just the same,

Ok a stereotype, but it doesn’t seem right, if you don’t live up to your name.

He just didn’t know what was wrong with him, his libido it was gone.

He tried doing it all sorts of ways but just couldn’t get it on.

His missus wasn’t too happy. She thought she’d got a stud.

Said “just my luck to pull a lousy buck! I’ve  picked a real dud!”

But Randy then got clever, he’s got the solution in his pocket,

He takes Viagra with his carrots and now goes at it like a rocket!

Trotter the pig was getting quite big, really fat and round.

There was no farm in England where a bigger pig could be found

His only interest in anything, was whether he could scoff it.

A life lived through the prism of whether he could trough it.

When it came to feeding time he always was the quickest.

Elbowed others out the way shouting “Survival of the fittest!”

And so this pig piled on the pounds, got so much bigger than the others

But it meant  he met a sorry end, as he quickly discovered.

Supersized it was no surprise, he was the first one to be taken

The butcher came and got him Trotter Pig’s now crispy bacon!