Deliveroo - Emergency Service!

Get out of the way! Can’t you see?

This is a real emergency!

Not police, fire or ambulance  crew,

Its the bloke on the bike from Deliveroo!

Can’t you hear the anguished cries?

Someone needs Big Mac and Fries!

And they need it really fast

If I’m not quick they might not last!

Do you really want to see

A lack of fast-food fatality?

Ive just got back from KFC,

A Chicken Dipper emergency!

So no ifs, no buts, don’t wonder how?

Someone needs a donner! & they need it now!

Another patient’s in real trouble,

Needs Balti Chicken at the double.

Emergency crews are on the streets.

Back up by Dominoes and Uber Eats.

A willing army of electric gophers,

For fat kids who can’t leave their sofas.

Someone trapped on their own settee!

Now that’s a real emergency.

No need to bother 999

Chow Mein Crisis Team are poised online.

We’re there for you! You’re not alone!

Gluttonous relief at the end of a phone.

Choose anything you like,

Rushed straight to you by electric bike.

Emergency pizza coming through.

Get out of the way its Deliveroo!