Electric Road to nowhere


The climate crisis we’ve been told. Requires action clear and bold

No more oil - electrification, is the goal of every nation

Thats all very well - Thats understood. We know its for the common good

However one need remains - there is no doubt. People still need to get about

To go to work, to visit mates. To see family, or to go on dates.

Take kids to school, do other chores. Go shopping at the local stores

And where people go, whether near or far, they jump into a motor car.

But we all know when all’s said and done, using cars is not much fun.

Tailbacks, traffic lights and queues. Congestion- every route you use.

So the change to come… could it just be, a much needed opportunity?

To do the thing we always should. Ditch our reliance on cars for good.

But rather than think to change behaviours. Instead we’ve found unlikely saviours

Who tell us - change wont be that tough. “Just simply buy some different stuff

Don’t listen to those Siren voices. You just need to make smart new eco-choices.”

With earnest smiles the sales team will now sell you an electric dream.

Just think what you are being asked to do. Thats right “Go out…. buy something new!”

A great new market has just been found to help you spend your eco-pounds

Green pleasuring that costs a packet (Like your mountain bike and Patagonia jacket).

Come on down! the salesmen say. This car’s as natural as a summer’s day!

And buying the latest best performing electric car stops global warming!

And that you deserve some great ovation for delusional green masturbation.

And Tesla drivers more and more  just end up smugger than before.

And every dinner party conversation is all about lack of charging stations.

Its the most idiotic self flattery  to think that your car’s battery 

With low-wage workers employed to fill them, with precious metals mined by children

Will stop global warming in its tracks. End of story just relax.

And all that climate stress and grief, will somehow be solved by your Nissan Leaf!

We should not be surprised or think its funny. Green progress only when it makes good money

A system that ensures large amounts still fills up corporate bank accounts

Do you really want to line the pockets of rich men while they play Space Rockets?

A message for you if you must persist - Guilt free motors don’t exist!

It really wont be our finest hour, if cars gobble up all the available power

The real solution to transport needs won’t come at the end of charging leads!

Cos the problem with cars lets be quite clear, is not just CO2 in the atmosphere

If traffic chaos still remains it’s a lot of work for dubious gains

And we don’t take the opportunities -  to redesign communities

Where motor cars no longer rule. And no car at all is seen as cool

When you look Its plain to see, we need an Integrated Transport Strategy.

Time for a new set of Highway Codes. Living spaces not based round roads.

Its monorails, buses trains and trams. Cycle lanes and pedestrians.

Cos the eco car dream is still a sham - Just an electric traffic jam!