TEAMS

I want to pick a football club - I want to be a fan.

All the blokes at work support a team and I want to be a man.

I want to pick a football club - I’m making my decision.

I won’t support my local team, cos they’re in the wrong division.

I want to pick a football club - I’ll pretend I really care.

About the city that they come from, even though I’m not from there.

I want to pick a football club - But although Ive tried and tried.

Ive never quite been able to find a link to Merseyside.

I want to pick a football club - I’m making my selection.

I don’t think its wrong to choose a club with which you’ve no connection.

I want to pick a football club - And I will pretend to mourn,

The tragedy of a city where I wasn’t even born.

I want to pick a football club - I’m prepared to make excuses,

For the owner’s links to criminals or human rights abuses.

I want to pick a football club - The tickets are quite dear.

But it’s not a real problem, I’ll just be going once a year.

I want to pick a football club - I’m looking at the teams.

I need to pick one with a shirt that goes with Armani Jeans.

I want to pick a football club - But I don’t know the songs.

But Ive watched a you tube video, so now I  can sing along.

I want to pick a football club - Where the catering’s not  crap!

Where I can have my half time sushi and an avocado wrap.

I want to pick a football club - The manager’s from Spain,

Then Italy, then Germany, and it all goes round again.

I want to pick a football club - So I can do a foreign trip,

And drape my self in an England flag, and wear the latest  strip.

I want to pick a football club - I’m on the Glory Hunt.

I’m sure the local fans are joking, when they call me Tourist ……….Runt!

I want to pick a football club - I think Im nearly set

It’s ChelArseCity United. So I can cover all my bets!