Tikka Masala
I’m called Tikka Masala; but you already know my name,
Remember the celebrations - A brief moment of fame.
The papers did a survey - I was England’s Number One!
The nation’s favourite thing to eat - prejudice was overcome.
And not just me, it was plain to see - or so the headlines ran.
Sag Paneer was welcome here, and so was Peshwari Naan!
We thought it was all settled. A bond to last forever.
A pint of Cobra to seal the deal - we broke popadoms together.
I was proud to wear St George’s Cross and make Engerland my home.
Everything was going fine. I was now one of your own.
They even wrote a football song how We all like Vindaloo!
And, in our dream, the England team will score more goals than you!
A take-away and an England shirt - something to get behind.
So tell me what has happened - to now make you change your mind?
Did I get it all wrong? Has all that now gone? Cos I’ll tell you how it looks.
I might be England’s Number One. But seems you still don’t like the cooks!
(After anti migrant protests across UK Summer 2025)